Voices In My Head

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

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hackedy:

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor

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faeriefountain:

omg so today a customer had to slide their credit card like 7 times and i was like “here just let me do it. The machine can be a little finnicky” and the man was like “that’s not a good word for a young man to use. That’s an old lady word. Don’t use that word again”

like???  im sorry my vocabularly instilled the gay panic in u

pardon me as i go and crochet a doily???

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wetmyplants:

iT TOOK ME LIKE THREE MINUTES TO REMEMBER WHAT THAT BOARD GAME WAS AND NOW I’M SCREAMING

wetmyplants:

iT TOOK ME LIKE THREE MINUTES TO REMEMBER WHAT THAT BOARD GAME WAS AND NOW I’M SCREAMING

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amypoehler:

Everything about Amy Poehler is impishly angelic. This delightful juxtaposition runs deeply through her comedy, as well, starting with the stark contrast between her appearance and love of raunchy humor. A Massachusetts native, expletives come naturally to her. She follows each shocking and Boston-accented “f*ckin’ asshole” (words she has uttered on many talk shows, to the audience’s delight) with a full-bodied and gleeful laugh. “Poehler’s laugh begins as a chuckle and crescendos to a side-splitting guffaw,” describes Sean Evans of the Daily News. However, her adorableness is not cloyingly sweet nor that of a girlish people-pleaser, but rather a misleading outer appearance that makes her raunchiness and ridiculousness all the more comedic. x

happy birthday, amy! (16.09.1971)

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afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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